Humour

Apr. 24th, 2009 09:13 pm
roundballnz: (confusion)
Well I need some after this week  ....  I thought it was really funny :)  but then I am in the industry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i12qJ-Nejgk



roundballnz: (Xmas - Pohutukawa)
 This got the whole of Sydney laughing.....

 

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

 

The DJs play a game called 'Mate Match'. The DJ calls someone at work

and asks if they are married or seriously involved with someone. 

If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet

highly personal questions.

 

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with

(phone number) for verification. 

 

If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both

win the prize.

 

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the

funniest thing you've heard yet.

 

 

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

 

 

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

 

 

DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if

you win. What is your name? First only please.'

 

Contestant: 'Brian.'

 

 

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

 

 

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

Brian: 'Sara.'

 

 

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

 

 

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

 

 

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had s*x?'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

 

 

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

 

 

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

 

 

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said

that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

 

 

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have s*x at 8 o'clock this

=morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

 

 

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us

for couple of weeks...'

 

 

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'

 

 

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

 

 

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred

times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's

work number and call her up.

 

 You listen to this.'[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

 

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'

 

(Touch tones.....ringing....)

 Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

 

 

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

 

 

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and

I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

 

 

 

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to

Give any..answers away or you'll lose.Sooooooo... Do you know the rules

of 'Mate Match'?'

Sarah: 'No.'

 

DJ: 'Good!'

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be

completely honest..'

 

 

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If

your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to

the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

 

DJ: 'All right. When did you last have s*x, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'

 

 DJ: 'What time?'

 Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

 

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

 

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his

manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away

from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'

 Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

 

 DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

 Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'

 

 Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

 DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'

 

 Sarah: 'Well...'

 

 DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

 Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'

 

 They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have

a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. 

 
Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police

just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions. 

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